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180+ Unique Funny Shayari for Friends In English
Dosti wo anmol rishta hai jo zindagi ko rangon se bhar deta hai, aur jab ismein hasi ka tadka lag jaaye toh baat hi alag ho jaati hai. Yeh shayariyaan sirf lafz nahi, balki wo chhoti-chhoti nok-jhok, masti aur pyar bhari baatein hain jo hum apne yaaron ke saath roz jeete hain. Coffee ki chuski se lekar breakup ke gam tak, exam ki tension se trip ki excitement tak – har pal ko yeh funny shayariyaan ek naya andaaz deti hain.
In 180+ unique do-line wali shayariyon mein humne dosti ke har rang ko pakda hai, bina kisi repeat ke, bilkul fresh aur desi style mein. Saat alag-alag headings ke neeche baanti gayi yeh shayariyaan aapke WhatsApp status, Instagram reels ya dost ke birthday card tak – har jagah fit baithengi. Toh taiyaar ho jaaiye, hasne ke liye, share karne ke liye aur yaad rakhne ke liye – kyunki dosti mein hasi hi toh asli wali jeet hai!
Dosti Ki Masti Bhari Shayari In English
Yaar tu mera WiFi hai, signal full jab paas,
Door jaaye toh buffering, lagta hai dil ka crash!
Dosti teri jaise biryani, masala full on top,
Par tu khaaye saara, mujhe mile bas ek chop!
Tu mera best friend, par bill mein half-half,
Warana bol dunga, “Bhai, tu toh hai half-half!”
Yaar tu mera charger, battery low ho toh plug,
Par bill aaye bijli ka, bolun “Bhai, tu hi thug!”
Dosti teri jaise selfie, filter laga ke glow,
Par real mein dekhun toh, “Bhai, yeh kya show?”
Tu mera partner-in-crime, plan banaye raat bhar,
Subah uth ke bolun, “Bhai, ab toh neend ka war!”
Yaar tu mera Google, har sawal ka jawab,
Par galat info de toh, “Bhai, tu toh hai bewakoof ka hub!”
Dosti teri jaise pizza, cheese extra melt,
Par delivery late ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa result?”
Tu mera wingman, ladki se baat karwa de,
Par khud flirt kare toh, “Bhai, tu toh hai sade!”
Yaar tu mera Netflix, binge-watch full night,
Par data khatam ho toh, “Bhai, ab toh fight!”
Dosti teri jaise meme, viral ho jaaye ek pal,
Par old ho jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh toh hai stale!”
Tu mera bro, gym mein saath chale,
Par ek set ke baad, “Bhai, ab toh thak gaye pale!”
Yaar tu mera WhatsApp, last seen hide kare,
Par online dikhe toh, “Bhai, reply kyun nahi aaye?”
Dosti teri jaise filter coffee, strong aur kick,
Par sugar zyada ho toh, “Bhai, yeh toh hai sick!”
Tu mera dost, exam mein copy karwa de,
Par teacher pakde toh, “Bhai, tu hi bol na ready!”
Yaar tu mera Instagram, likes de full rain,
Par story na dekhe toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa drain?”
Dosti teri jaise auto, meter down kare fast,
Par traffic mein fase toh, “Bhai, yeh toh hai blast!”
Tu mera buddy, trip pe saath chale,
Par kharcha poocha toh, “Bhai, tu hi de na tale!”
Yaar tu mera YouTube, ad skip ka option,
Par video boring ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa corruption?”
Dosti teri jaise AC, garmi mein relief,
Par bill aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh toh hai grief!”
Yaar tu mera alarm, subah jagaye loud,
Par snooze kar dun toh, “Bhai, ab toh tu hai proud!”
Birthday Wali Funny Dosti Shayari In English
Janamdin tera aaya, cake pe mera haq,
Tu kaate pehle, main khaun saara pack!
Happy birthday bro, umar ho jaaye double,
Par bal safed na ho, warna lagay trouble!
Yaar tera birthday, gift mein socks dunga,
Tu pehen ke bole, “Bhai, yeh toh hai junga!”
Janamdin mubarak, party tu de full,
Main khaun piyun, bill pe bolun “Cool!”
Birthday tera, wish karun dil se,
Par cake na mile toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa tease?”
Yaar happy birthday, lambi umar ki dua,
Par gym na jaaye toh, “Bhai, pet toh hai sua!”
Janamdin aaya tera, dance karun main floor,
Tu thak jaaye toh, “Bhai, ab toh hai bore!”
Birthday bro, candle bujha ke wish,
Main bolun, “Bhai, mera bhi ek dish!”
Yaar tera birthday, selfie le full pose,
Par filter na lagaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa dose?”
Happy birthday dost, party mein DJ loud,
Main naachun full, tu bole “Bhai, proud!”
Janamdin mubarak, cake pe cream smear,
Tu saaf kare toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa fear?”
Birthday tera, gift mein joke dunga,
Tu hasse toh bole, “Bhai, yeh toh hai hunga!”
Yaar happy birthday, umar badhe har saal,
Par dimaag na badhe toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa deal?”
Janamdin aaya, wish karun full swag,
Tu treat na de toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa lag?”
Birthday bro, balloon uda dun sky,
Tu pakde na toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa why?”
Yaar tera birthday, song gaun off-tune,
Tu kaan band kare toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rune?”
Happy birthday dost, cake cut kar full style,
Main khaun pehle, tu bole “Bhai, mile!”
Janamdin mubarak, party mein late aaya,
Tu naraaz ho toh, “Bhai, traffic ne sataya!”
Birthday tera, wish karun meme se,
Tu hasse toh bole, “Bhai, yeh toh hai ace!”
Yaar happy birthday, gift mein hug dunga,
Tu door bhaage toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa junga?”
Dosti teri jaise chai, adrak wali tez,
Par cup chhota ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa maze?”
Exam Time Ki Funny Shayari In English
Exam mein yaar, copy karwa de fast,
Teacher dekhe toh, “Bhai, tu hi bol na past!”
Paper tough aaya, tu mera savior ban,
Par pen na chale toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa plan?”
Yaar exam hall mein, signal de eye se,
Main samjhun na toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa disguise?”
Study karun raat bhar, tu sula de call,
Subah uth ke bole, “Bhai, ab toh hai fall!”
Exam mein dost, answer sheet swap kare,
Teacher pakde toh, “Bhai, tu hi bol na rare!”
Yaar paper leak, info de advance,
Par galat ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa chance?”
Exam stress mein, tu joke suna de,
Main hasun toh bole, “Bhai, tension ko bhaga de!”
Study table pe, tu baith saath mein,
Par mobile na chhune toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa scene?”
Yaar result aaya, fail ho gaya main,
Tu bole pass, “Bhai, yeh kaisa pain?”
Exam mein cheat, chit mein likha full,
Teacher dekhe toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa pull?”
Paper easy laga, tu credit le full,
Main bolun, “Bhai, mera bhi tha role!”
Yaar night before, notes de copy-paste,
Subah bhool jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa taste?”
Exam hall mein, pen khatam ho jaaye,
Tu de spare, “Bhai, tu toh hai saviour bhae!”
Result day pe, tu top kare rank,
Main last mein, “Bhai, yeh kaisa prank?”
Yaar syllabus vast, tu shortcut sikha,
Par galat ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa dikha?”
Exam mein time, ghadi dekhta reh,
Tu bole chill, “Bhai, ab toh hai seh!”
Paper blank chhoda, tu idea de draw,
Teacher hasse toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa law?”
Yaar viva mein, answer na aaye yaad,
Tu hint de toh, “Bhai, tu toh hai smart!”
Exam over, party tu de full treat,
Main khaun saara, “Bhai, yeh kaisa beat?”
Result mein grace, tu bol marks add,
Principal mana kare toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa bad?
Yaar tu mera remote, channel badal de fast,
Par battery low ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa blast?”
Love-Failure Mein Dost Ki Shayari In English
Breakup ho gaya, tu tissue de rone ko,
Main bolun haske, “Bhai, ab toh hai free ko!”
Girlfriend chhod gaya, tu bol new try,
Par pehli wali yaad aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa why?”
Yaar dil toota, tu glue laga de,
Par crack rahe toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Ex ne block kiya, tu unblock ka jugaad,
Ho na paye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa fraud?”
Love failure pe, tu party de full,
Main naachun toot ke, “Bhai, yeh kaisa pull?”
Yaar single life, tu bol enjoy kar,
Par weekend bore ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa star?”
Breakup ke baad, tu wingman ban ja,
Ladki impress na ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa drama?”
Dil pe chot lagi, tu balm laga de,
Jalan na rukke toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Ex ka status, tu stalk karwa de,
Online dikhe toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Yaar move on, tu bol time lagega,
Par yaad aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa stage ga?”
Breakup song, tu playlist bana de,
Slow track pe roye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
New crush dekhi, tu approach karwa,
Reject ho jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa darwa?”
Yaar ex call, tu receive kar le,
Patch-up na ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa deal?”
Heartbroken mein, tu beer pila de,
Hangover ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Love advice de, tu bol bhool ja,
Par khud yaad kare toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sada?”
Yaar rebound, tu set-up kar de,
Flirt fail ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa grade?”
Breakup party, tu DJ ban ja re,
Sad song na chale toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa se?”
Ex ke pics, tu delete karwa de,
Backup rahe toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar single swag, tu sikha de pose,
Mirror mein fail toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa dose?”
Love failure book, tu chapter likh de,
Happy ending na ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Dosti teri jaise popcorn, movie mein full crunch,
Par khatam ho jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa lunch?”
Trip Aur Adventure Ki Shayari In English
Road trip pe yaar, tu driver ban ja,
Galat rasta le toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa drama?”
Hill station plan, tu packing kar de,
Sweater bhool jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa thande?”
Yaar selfie point, tu pose sikha de,
Photo blur ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Camp fire pe, tu ghost story suna,
Darr jaaye sab toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa mana?”
Adventure sports, tu bungee karwa de,
Darr lagay toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar beach pe, tu sand castle bana,
Wave tod de toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa plana?”
Trekking mein, tu leader ban ja re,
Rasta bhool jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa se?”
Hotel booking, tu karwa de cheap,
AC na chale toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sleep?”
Yaar bonfire, tu marsh-mallow roast,
Jal jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa toast?”
Bike ride pe, tu pillion baith ja,
Speed thrill de toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa aaja?”
Trip budget, tu manage kar le,
Overshoot ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa deal?”
Yaar jungle safari, tu tiger dikha de,
Sirf bandar mile toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Cruise pe jaaye, tu seasick na ho,
Vomit kare toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa show?”
Paragliding mein, tu push kar de,
Darr lagay toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Yaar tent lagaye, tu peg maar de,
Barish aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Desert trip, tu camel ride karwa,
Thak jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa darwa?”
Snowfall mein, tu snowball fight,
Mukh pe lage toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa light?”
Yaar zip-line, tu speed de full,
Ruk jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa pull?”
Picnic spot pe, tu mat laye full,
Barish aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa dull?”
Dosti teri jaise battery, full charge rahe,
Par low ho jaaye toh, “Bhai, tu hi de na spare!”
Daily Life Ki Mazedaar Dosti Shayari In English
Subah uth ke yaar, tu good morning bol,
Par coffee na ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa goal?”
Office mein bore, tu message kar de,
Boss dekhe toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Yaar lunch break, tu dabba share kar,
Mirchi zyada ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa dar?”
Gym mein saath, tu spot de lift,
Weight gir jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa shift?”
Yaar traffic jam, tu gaali de full,
Police aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa pull?”
Shopping mall mein, tu card swipe kar,
Limit cross ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa star?”
Yaar movie ticket, tu book kar de,
Show housefull ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Dinner plan, tu restaurant choose,
Bill aaye toh, “Bhai, tu hi de na loose!”
Yaar late night, tu call kar ke baat,
Battery dead ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa saath?”
Weekend plan, tu cancel kar de,
Reason fake ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar selfie stick, tu extend kar de,
Gir jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Rainy day pe, tu umbrella share,
Bheeg jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa care?”
Yaar cricket match, tu cheer kar loud,
Team hare toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa proud?”
Ghar pe bore, tu game invite kar,
Cheat kare toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa star?”
Yaar diet plan, tu pizza order,
Calories count na ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa border?”
Sleep time pe, tu dream share kar,
Nightmare ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa scar?”
Yaar new phone, tu unbox kar de,
Scratch aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Festival pe, tu mithai la de,
Sugar high ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar haircut, tu style suggest,
Bad lage toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa test?”
Daily routine, tu alarm set kar,
Snooze ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa net?”
Yaar gossip time, tu news de fresh,
Fake ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa mesh?
Dosti teri jaise fan, garmi mein cool breeze,
Par bijli jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa tease?”
Festival Aur Party Ki Funny Shayari In English
Diwali pe yaar, tu patakhe phod de,
Noise complaint aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa mode?”
Holi mein rang, tu pichkari bhar de,
White shirt kharab ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar party mein, tu dance floor rule,
Step galat ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa fool?”
Rakhi pe behen, tu gift maang full,
Pocket khali ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa pull?”
Christmas pe, tu Santa ban ja,
Gift na laaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa drama?”
Yaar Eid pe, tu sewaiyaan bana,
Meethi na ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa plana?”
New Year party, tu resolution likh,
January end tak bhool jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa trick?”
Ganesh Chaturthi pe, tu modak la,
Ek hi mile toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sa?”
Yaar wedding season, tu baraat mein naach,
Pair moch aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa catch?”
Karva Chauth pe, tu fast todwa de,
Chand late dikhe toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Dussehra pe, tu Ravan jala de,
Aag na lage toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar Halloween, tu costume pehen,
Bhoot ban ke daraaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa scene?”
Onam pe, tu pookalam bana de,
Flower khatam ho toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Bhai Dooj pe, tu tilak laga de,
Rang ud jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar house party, tu music loud kar,
Neighbor complain kare toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa star?”
Navratri mein, tu garba khel de,
Thak jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa rede?”
Lohri pe, tu rewari la de,
Daant toot jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar farewell party, tu speech de emotional,
Rone lage sab toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa pull?”
Pongal pe, tu sweet pongal bana,
Jal jaaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa plana?”
Baisakhi pe, tu bhangra pa de,
Pair moch aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa sade?”
Yaar success party, tu champagne pop,
Foam mukh pe aaye toh, “Bhai, yeh kaisa top?”
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Conclusion
Yeh saari shayariyaan dosti ke uss khubsurat safar ki yaadein hain jo har pal ko yaadgaar bana deti hain. Chahe bill baantne ki nok-jhok ho ya breakup ke baad hasi-mazaak, har shayari mein chhupa hai wo pyar jo sirf sachche dost hi samajh sakte hain. Inhe padhkar, share karke aur apne yaaron ko tag karke unhe yaad dilaaiye ki dosti sirf rishta nahi, ek celebration hai!
Toh abhi se shuru kar do – ek shayari chuno, apne bestie ko bhejo aur dekho kaise ek chhoti si smile poori dosti ko aur mazboot bana deti hai. Kyunki zindagi mein hasi aur dosti dono hi free hain, bas thoda sa share karna padta hai. Keep laughing, keep sharing – dosti zindabad!
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